✦ Aughty ✦

Built by someone autistic. For everyone else.

Because the gap between what people know and what's true is where most of the damage happens.

"My creativity knows no bounds and an N is all that separates ignorance from the wrath of my condition."

Autism

EPISODE 19
The Fifth Monkey
The fifth monkey doesn't know about the hose. Neither does anyone explaining why I sent a photo.
EPISODE 22
The Keys
How to bend someone.
EPISODE 23
Same Floor, Different Job
The brain has not changed. The floor has changed many times.
EPISODE 27
The Switch
Flexibility, when you pay full price every time, is a different word.
EPISODE 26
The Puzzle Drop
The gap is the discovery. The piece that fits is the conclusion.
EPISODE 20
I Can't Lie
Three words on a forum. The most precisely understood I have ever felt.
EPISODE 3
Feedback
Is there a way of saying them that also makes them not true?
EPISODE 2
You Don't Look Autistic
It's been four years. She hasn't gotten back to me.

Observations

EPISODE 12
The Helmet
People don't date with motorcycle helmets on.
EPISODE 14
Sosumi
My creativity knows no bounds and an N is all that separates ignorance from the wrath of my condition.
EPISODE 25
Wakalixes
Replace "Energy" with "Wakalixes." The answer means exactly as much.
EPISODE 28
Numbers
Notation does not have to be a glyph. It can be a process.
EPISODE 29
Hesse Named Us First
He named us first. We just had not learned to read yet.

The Gap

EPISODE 1
The Meeting
The slide said ALIGNMENT. Nobody mentioned what we were aligning to.
EPISODE 4
The Job Interview
The position is open again. I know because I still follow the listing.
EPISODE 5
Optional But Encouraged
The weird thing is that I would feel left out had I not received an invitation.
EPISODE 6
Thoroughly
The irony remained, at all times, unacknowledged.
EPISODE 7
The Goal
The professor was never named.
EPISODE 8
The Review
The bar nobody moved.
EPISODE 9
The Accommodation
He was looking forward to it. It's right there. I have the email.
EPISODE 10
The Professor
My skip confirmed those goals were not SMART.
EPISODE 11
Not the Accommodation
The review. Not the accommodation.
EPISODE 13
No Misconduct Found
The remedy is the alibi.
EPISODE 14
Sosumi
My creativity knows no bounds and an N is all that separates ignorance from the wrath of my condition.
EPISODE 15
The Bane
Row 850.
EPISODE 16
The Commit
Miss you, G.
EPISODE 17
I Understand You Are Frustrated
I have the transcript. I've always had the transcript.
EPISODE 18
That's Him
He asked for a name. I also gave him a face. Neither was wrong.
EPISODE 21
The Room
The notepad was empty. It was the most accurate meeting note I have ever taken.
EPISODE 24
Four of Five
An engineer would have isolated the variable. HR did not look.
EPISODE 1
The Meeting
The slide said ALIGNMENT. Nobody mentioned what we were aligning to.
EPISODE 2
You Don't Look Autistic
It's been four years. She hasn't gotten back to me.
EPISODE 3
Feedback
Is there a way of saying them that also makes them not true?
EPISODE 4
The Job Interview
The position is open again. I know because I still follow the listing.
EPISODE 5
Optional But Encouraged
The weird thing is that I would feel left out had I not received an invitation.
EPISODE 6
Thoroughly
The irony remained, at all times, unacknowledged.
EPISODE 7
The Goal
The professor was never named.
EPISODE 8
The Review
The bar nobody moved.
EPISODE 9
The Accommodation
He was looking forward to it. It's right there. I have the email.
EPISODE 10
The Professor
My skip confirmed those goals were not SMART.
EPISODE 11
Not the Accommodation
The review. Not the accommodation.
EPISODE 12
The Helmet
People don't date with motorcycle helmets on.
EPISODE 13
No Misconduct Found
The remedy is the alibi.
EPISODE 15
The Bane
Row 850.
EPISODE 16
The Commit
Miss you, G.
EPISODE 17
I Understand You Are Frustrated
I have the transcript. I've always had the transcript.
EPISODE 18
That's Him
He asked for a name. I also gave him a face. Neither was wrong.
EPISODE 19
The Fifth Monkey
The fifth monkey doesn't know about the hose. Neither does anyone explaining why I sent a photo.
EPISODE 20
I Can't Lie
Three words on a forum. The most precisely understood I have ever felt.
EPISODE 21
The Room
The notepad was empty. It was the most accurate meeting note I have ever taken.
EPISODE 22
The Keys
How to bend someone.
EPISODE 23
Same Floor, Different Job
The brain has not changed. The floor has changed many times.
EPISODE 24
Four of Five
An engineer would have isolated the variable. HR did not look.
EPISODE 25
Wakalixes
Replace "Energy" with "Wakalixes." The answer means exactly as much.
EPISODE 26
The Puzzle Drop
The gap is the discovery. The piece that fits is the conclusion.
EPISODE 27
The Switch
Flexibility, when you pay full price every time, is a different word.
EPISODE 28
Numbers
Notation does not have to be a glyph. It can be a process.
EPISODE 29
Hesse Named Us First
He named us first. We just had not learned to read yet.