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The Fifth Monkey
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AUGHTY
There is a thought experiment inspired by
Dr. Gordon R. Stephenson's study on social
learning and behavioral suppression in 1967 —
one I often think of in social situations.
It has monkeys. And a banana. And a rule
nobody can touch it — whose reason
stopped existing decades ago.
Five monkeys.
One cage.
One banana.
One hose.
One reaches.
One gets
sprayed.
Four observe.
Every time.
▼ HOSE ▼
A new rule
emerges.
Nobody
reaches.
Enforced
by all.
Nobody
gets sprayed.
The group
enforces.
no spray
One by one,
replace the
monkeys.
The new one
has never
been sprayed.
Learns the
rule anyway.
Every time.
?
All five
replaced.
The hose
has not been
here in years.
Not one of
them has ever
been sprayed.
The banana
is still there.
no hose
AUGHTY
This is how most social rules work. The hose is gone.
The rule remains. The group enforces it on each other.
Nobody asks why. Nobody needs to.
That's what's called good manners.
I don't have the imprint. I reach for the banana.
Everyone flinches. The hose hasn't been here for decades.
Maybe it was never here for this banana.
Maybe it isn't preferable to live inside the rule.
It just seems that way because the majority is inside it.
And they confirm each other's position.
That's not evidence. That's just a lot of wet monkeys.
The fifth monkey doesn't know about the hose. Neither does anyone explaining why I sent a photo.